LB This is not really a fan story (OK, maybe it is, but there's a lot of other junk in here as well) and the only reason it appears here is because of the harrassment received by friends and neighbors to include it on this web site (with the good stuff edited out, of course...). I began writing it at Taunia's request and I ain't dead yet so it ain't done yet. I'm slapping a warning label on this for the language content. I love all words, good and bad, so if it bothers you to read the word fuck, then don't read this. I've changed some people's names because this isn't always nice. - LB ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ After years of listening to the marvelously entertaining "remember when?" tales told by Lisa and her family and friends, I thought it would be a shame if those stories went unrecorded. I asked Lisa to start writing, and when the piles of paper began appearing, I started typing. I'm not sure I'll ever catch up with her, but here's what we've got so far. If you've ever wanted to take a peek inside a fan's head, this is your chance -- Lisa's life adventures at times have been inextricably entwined with the Pretenders. This wonderful saga puts a different spin on Pretenders history. - Taunia Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20